Retail Mysteries

With all my years spent working in retail there are some mysteries that remain unsolved. Where do all the missing shoes go? Why do people smack the maternity mannequins? Why do people allow their kids to run through the store?
But the biggest and most frustrating mystery of them all is why do people rip open packaged underwear, socks, and shirts, pull out one or all of the items and then toss them around like confetti? They know the store sells actual confetti, right?   

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